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St Martin by Szerzetes
St Martin
St Martin,the beggar,the horse and the snail.
After the many trashy thing,I bring something normal.

Szent Marton,a koldus,a lo es a csiga.
A kriksz-kraksz kepregeny meg az elbaltazott romantika utan hoztam valami normalisat is.
I bring a funny doodle about a space vampire for you.This is my personal tragedy :)
Space Vampire by Szerzetes
Space Vampire
I never understood those girls who loved vampires.Every girl wanted to be a vampire that they would "live" with their vampire love forever.What was good for vampires?Young-looking old men who kills humans for their eternal youth.

Then,I went to the cinema and watched Jupiter Ascending.In this,I saw Balem Abrasax who is an alien royalty who looks young but he is very old and kills humans for his eternal youth.

So,then I want to be an alien that I will be with my alien love in youth and love forever! :)

In the movie,the main character,Jupiter Jones asked her "daughter",Kalique Abrasax that What are they?Vampires?

So they sold vampire romance to me with aliens...Oh, he isn't a vampire,he is an alien...

By the way,we don't know that what creature is Balem Abrasax.A human in the space?An alien?I think he is a humanoid alien.But I know,people don't like aliens because aliens are frightening and evil for them.Yes,if were an alien invasion,I would be the one who enjoy this.I know I am very stupid...Actually,people think that aliens looks like Aliens from that famous movie or little greys.

About the picture:

It is only a funny doodle.Sadly,we couldn' watch Eddie's wonderful six pack normally in the movie.The girl in the picture is myself.I invented some fake vampire romantic novel titles,for example:Dracula is yours forever,Vampire sex chronicles,Vampire sex diary,Sex secrets of Dracula,I and my vampire,Love at midnight,Sex and blood.

I saw a special section in a bookshop a few weeks ago.It was "Paranormal Love"with full of vampire,werewolf,etc. romantic books for girls.

Ez csak egy kis firka,nem akarja megvaltani a vilagot.Lenyegeben a sajat "tragediamat"meseli el,hogy hogy vertek at es adtak el nekem a vampir love sztorit egy foldonkivuli felhasznalasaval.Sose ertettem,hogy a tobbi lany mit szeret a vampirokon.Olvastam az Alkonyatot,mert az ex-baratomnak megvolt,de meg akkor se ertettem,hogy mit esznek ezen.Egy oreg ember,aki fiatalnak nez ki es embereket gyilkol az orok elete fenntartasaert?Ah!Mekkora hulyeseg!
Erre megneztem a Jupitert,amiben egy urleny,aki rettenetesen idos,viszont fiatalnak nez ki gyilkol embereket az orok ifjusagaert.Urvampir...

Mellesleg soha nem ternek ki ra,micsoda is Balem Abrasax.Egy ember az urben?Netan foldonkivuli?Szerintem egy humanoid foldonkivuli.

A filmben a foszereplo,Jupiter Jones is azt hiszi,hogy az Abrasax testverek vampirok.

Egy idoben sok lany vampir akart lenni,hogy orokke egyutt lehessen a vampir szerelmevel.Jo,akkor en foldonkivuli szeretnek lenni,hogy orokke egyutt lehessek a foldonkivuli szerelmemmel szerelemben es ifjusagban. :)
Es hogy valhatsz foldonkivulive?Egyszeruen.Elhagyod a Fold nevu bolygot es kikoltozol a vilagurbe.

Par hettel ezelott lattam egy specialis reszleget egy konyvesboltban,"Paranormal Love" neven,tele vampiros,verfarkasos romantikus lanyregenyekkel.Lehet,volt ott kisertetes is.Egyfele biztos nem volt:foldonkivulis!Pedig ugy latom,abbol hiany van a piacon.Sebaj,megirom a fantasztikus love sztorimat,es akkor lesz urlenyes love sztori.Mar csak az lenne a kerdes,hogy ki szeretne ezt elolvasni,mivel az ufokrol a legtobb embernek a kis szurkek es az Alienek ugranak be,azok meg nem igazan keltenek romantikus erzeseket az emberekben.
Balem in shiny cloak and black skirt by Szerzetes
Balem in shiny cloak and black skirt
Yes,that is a skirt on him.I should had to be the JA movie costume designer...

Igen,az ott egy szoknya rajta.

And I would like to share some information about my Balem.I changed him a "little bit"...
In the movie,he is evil and cruel,but in my story,he is cursed since his infancy hence he is evil and cruel.When he is freed from the curse,his personality change.
So I invented a super-fantastic-dream Balem Abrasax.
Balem has some alien properties.He can be invisible,he can communicate with telepathy,he can delete/change others memories and he can drop humans into a coma.And he can pass throught solid materials,for example building walls and windows.
And the most biggest achievment is that he can fight and can drive spaceships!
In the movie,he is weak and fights with a metal pipe miserably.
And his hobbies are painting and playing on an organ-like musical instrument.(In old times,he had beautiful singing voice.)
And finally,he can heal laying on of his hands.
I like fictional men.Probably I spend a lot of time alone,without a boyfriend.I spent less than two years in relationships and I am 25 years old now.

Now,this is an exclusive compilation of my fictional loves.


I fell in love with him when I was 3-5 years old little girl.He was my first love.He is wanderer,he lives at outside in a tent.He always goes to south when winter arrives.Snufkin can play accordion and he is a smoker.He is the best friend of Moomin,the moomintroll.I was always exciting,when he appeared on the TV screen.Naturally,I was worried for him in every dangerous situation.

Songoku(Dragon Ball)

I was 6-9 years old.It was more serious love because I felt a weird,unfamiliar feeling when I saw him shirtless and I always fantasized about he and the long,black haired girl's love life.Not least,I loved to watch when he fought.

Harry Potter

I was 11 years old.He was my first "real" love because the serious sexual content appeared.Actually I fell in love with Daniel Radcliffe's cute face but I didn't know anything about Daniel.We didn't have internet at home(I hated computers in those years)and I didn't read teenager girl magazines.I waited heatedly that when Harry will have sex with Hermione or he is going to undress.I was very disappointed when these things missed.

Urahara Kisuke(Bleach)

It came a long break because I tried to deal with the real boys.I was 20 years old when I saw him in Bleach.I had a real boyfriend,but our relationship was getting worse because he used me to a servant for him.I had to cook,clean the big flat every day during he was playing with his old typewriter.This situation was very unfair.Moreover he didn't give me free time only when I dealed with him.So,I broke up with him.My boyfriend was very jealous to Urahara because he is muscular and blond.
Urahara was my ideal man in those days:he is a northern typed man,he is a blondie and he can fight.And I loved to watch when he fought...

Kristoff Bjorgman(Frozen)

I had a little "flirt" with him in the winter of 2015.He is a northern typed man like Urahara:tall,muscular,blond,pale skinned.Initially,I didn't want to watch Frozen because it is a tale of two sister.Two girls bitching during the movie...But once,I saw Kristoff and the movie made sense for me!But in February,I watched a movie which changed everything...

Balem Abrasax(Jupiter Ascending)

I have always loved aliens.In my childhood I liked to watch X-Files.Probably I was 3-5 years old.That was my favourite TV program near Dallas,Moomin and Duck Tales.I dreamed about that aliens caught me.I wanted this very much.Later,I forgot aliens but in this February I watched Jupiter Ascending and I saw Eddie Redmayne as a sexy,six pack alien.I liked Eddie before,but he as an alien...His playing is wonderful in JA.I know every sin of Balem Abrasax,but this character is really attractive for me.I love very much when he is whispering evil things in black leather clothes.I love his hair,his clothes,his style,his refinery,his golden collar,his spaceship,his six pack...I think he is the best character in the movie.He is very cute,but very evil.I shudder pleasantly,when he shout.Finally,Eddie as an alien lord is really sexy.Now,when I hear that "alien" I think to a shirtless,attractive man with golden collar in a starry cloak.

I think,it is my most craziest journal.


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Drozdik Veronika
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Szerzetes Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My first journal in English(and Hungarian).

Az első naplóbejegyzésem angolul.Lehet,hogy tele van nyelvtani hibával,de legalább a szándék megvolt.
Becso-dimension Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Köszönöm a favot! :)
Szerzetes Featured By Owner May 19, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I have already more than 6 000 visitors.Thanks for everyone who visited me!
Köszönöm mindenkinek,aki meglátogatta az oldalamat!
pablapicassa Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Szerzetes Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Köszönöm a több mint 5 000 látogatót!
Thanks for my 5 000 visitors!
Sieskja Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2014   Traditional Artist
Thank you for the watch and the faves! :hug:
Talaganieth Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks a lot for faving my stuff^^
Szerzetes Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
4 év,4000 látogató,tehát 1 év alatt 1000 látogatás,persze ez csak játék a számokkal.
Szerzetes Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Több mint 4000 látogató...ezt is megértem.
Szerzetes Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh,elértem a 3 900 látogatót,már csak 100,és meg lesz a 4 000.
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